23 1 / 2014

Oh. My. Fucking. God.

Goodbye, humanity. I give up.

(Source: vehiclesshockme, via skeletonbrew)

23 1 / 2014



so on the bus this morning

we stop at a red light and this lady gets off

she goes about half a block down, and then we saw her freeze and run after the bus


I love the use of the word entire as in she could have just left the leg of the baby but no she left the whole baby

(Source: mariuspontspooky, via lucifers--nipple)

07 12 / 2013


roses are blue

violets are red

those things aren’t true

but jay’s probably dead

03 12 / 2013





how do you know youre asexual if you havent had sex???

how do you know you arent sexually attracted to toothpaste if youve never slathered your genitalia with it and shoved the tube up your anus????

how do you know?????

You have some shockingly good points. Just a second

Update: I am not sexually attracted to toothpaste


(Source: megachikorita, via daydrinkingfancy)

03 12 / 2013



I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise.

And then i assume that they are lying to make fun of me

(Source: dilated, via kagesora)

03 12 / 2013


Here is some yellow paper.


We say it is yellow because that’s what color it is.

Simple enough, let’s move on.

Here is some white paper.


We say it is white because that’s what color it is.

Now, imagine some stuff happens to the white paper - something spills on it, it’s left in the…

24 11 / 2013


Kill the physical-sex-reveal dramatic device, burn its corpse, seal away the ashes, fire them into the sun

(e: made language in panel 3 more appropriate)

Part Two

15 11 / 2013


Is that a girl or a boy? And you smile because today maybe you might just pass. But then you see their eyes register no facial hair, no knot in your throat, no bulge in your pants. They say it again, louder, tauntingly. 

Is that a girl or a boy. This time they know the answer and they just want to see you squirm. 

And you do. 

And they snicker. 

“IT” performed by Kavindu “Kavi” Ade. 

There are no words for the emotions that this video causes. 

I am now crying. Thanks Tumblr. I needed that.

(via dearcispeople)

15 11 / 2013



This is really important to me.  I just got out of an abusive relationship, and I hope that no one ever has to feel like I did.

So, I’m going to reblog this because a FUCKTON of fic writers REALLY have a problem with knowing how actual relationships work vs straight up abuse.

I mean, there are people who like to write abuse and I’m not even going to get into that.

But there’s a reason people say to write what you know, OR do more research than you ever thought possible on the subject. If you’re afraid to delve in and honestly learn about something, do not write it. Odds are you’re not ready to deal with it as a subject matter anyway.

Don’t be the next author of 50 shades of abuse.

(Source: dizhang, via fuckyeahsexpositivity)

14 11 / 2013


breaking news: Britney Spears owns a washing machine


breaking news: Britney Spears owns a washing machine

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